- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Netflix and chill

knock knock There's no door

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Patriarchy.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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