What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

knock knock go away!!!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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