Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock knock.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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