How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Ron Paul for President!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Tommy got neutered.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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