- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

miha kako si?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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