- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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