Turkeys are obese

SEX

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...