- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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