- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I put my baby in a microwave.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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