- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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