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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Atheism

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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