- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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