Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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willam dafoe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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