- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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