Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

cancer

WNBA

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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