What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

penis. nuff said.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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