What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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hi

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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