- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Skinny people fart less.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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