- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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