- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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