- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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