So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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