Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How high is the sky? True or False

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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