Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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