A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Nero, sure you are okay?

miha kako si?

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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