- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??