- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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