- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

what's up? my penis.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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