- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hail Hitler

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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