Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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