- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Your Mom

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Skrillex.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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