- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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