Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Sir, your wife is dead

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Who wants $300? Me too.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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