- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.