- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

CFL

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

rent a cops

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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