What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

poop

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

123 f*ck off

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

hard cheese

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

say it ten times fast: oh

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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