- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

womans having rights.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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