Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

ecks! why zee?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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