A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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2 black kids walk into school

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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