- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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