- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Call of Duty is a good game.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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