why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A man did not like this site

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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