Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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