- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Hail Heetluh

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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