- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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