How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Women's rights.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Cripples are lame.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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alert('The Game')

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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