whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Smeg...

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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