hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Caroline Kelly.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two planes walk into an office building

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a man makes a bad joke

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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