- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Y u do dis?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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