- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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