Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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