Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call two dog? dogs

im not food

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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