- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I was once a hamster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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