How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the old man say? Im old

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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