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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Tommy got neutered.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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