Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

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