- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

your life

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

hi charles lattuca III

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

woman's rights

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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