- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

field day?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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