- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

PENIS lol

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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