- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Urban ghettos

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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