- Anti Joke

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.