- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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