- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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