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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Oh, right

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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