- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

j.p. is dumb

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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