- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's your blood type? Red.

you give like i give lomain

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Seriosly. too much sex again?

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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