everyone dislike this

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't jokes spit?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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