What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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