- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

i have yougurt mit traktor

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

i have two hands.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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