What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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hi penis ham telephone

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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