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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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