- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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