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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

The holocaust

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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