What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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I like touching my boobs

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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