Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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