- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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whats funnier than 24? 25

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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