Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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