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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

penis. nuff said.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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