10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A French man gets into a fight

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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