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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Women's rights.

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