- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

I used to know what alzheimers was

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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