- Anti Joke

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's circular and round A circle

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.