- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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