- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why can't february march Because april may

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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