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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I am very humble.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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