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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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