A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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I had a submarine.... once

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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