- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

BIG PENIS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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