- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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