- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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