- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Do the roar!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's worse than this That :(

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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