Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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