- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you call white trash Garbage

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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