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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Where's my tractor?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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