why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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