When you have read this, you've already read it.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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