Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Black People

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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