- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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