Women's rights.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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alert('The Game')

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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