Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Guest what? Dog

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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