- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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