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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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