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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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