- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why can't jokes spit?

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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