- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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