Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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