WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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that wall over there ->

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Tucker Rivera

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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