What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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dead dibbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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