hi mom

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Long joke Your such a downey

John lazzaro likes dick

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's big and purple? Barney

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Penis

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

AIDS

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