why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Do u take sugar?

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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