Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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WOw you have no life

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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