AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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