- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

The FCC

Who wants $300? Me too.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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