We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I hate blackniggers

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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